My Rancor and I

My Rancor and I like to drink “Kool-Aid”

My Rancor and I like to sleep in the shade

My Rancor works for Jabba the Hut

I work in the tomb of king tut

Today my Rancor had to go to work

Just so you know his name is Burt

He said Jabba had for him a tasty treat

 Sadly he didn’t know it was some Jedi freak

My rancor and I can’t drink “Kool-Aid”

My Rancor and I can’t sleep in the shade

I stopped working in the tomb of king tut

All thanks to the Jedi who kicked Burt’s butt

Now I’m a bounty hunter looking for the killer

But flying in outer space is a little bit of a thriller

You might have seen my space ship, it has a giant hole

My costume is toilet paper and my ship is a porcelain bowl