Thursday, June 14, 2012

The Force is strong with me. not only am i dating a beautiful girl named Courtney but i am also getting a job at el jardin.... i cant wait

Friday, May 25, 2012


Qui Gon Jinhe only appeared in phantom menace as Obi-Wan Kenobi's master.  He is a very smart and calm jedi master who was killed by the sith lord Darth Maul, but eventually learned how to become eternal in the force
Obi-Wan Kenobifirst appeared in phantom menace as jedi master Qui Gon Jin's padawan learner.  Though a little fast to react sometimes he, he was also very smart about his decisions.  In the end of phantom menace he becomes Anakin Skywalker's teacher
Anakin Skywalkerwe first see him as a little slave boy, working in a repair shop.  He is very strong in the force and is very smart with extremely fast reflexes.  He eventually becomes a jedi master but is not allowd on the council.  Not too long after this event he goes to the dark side and becomes Senator Palpatines apprentice to save his love(Padme) from dying.
YodaOne of the strogest foce users in the universe.  He is also one of the oldest and wisest of them all.  A short but calm minded jedi master
Mace Winduanother important figure on the jedi council, however he gets killed by Senator Palpatine.  The biggest difference about him is that he is the only jedi on the counsil with a purple lightsaber
Darth Maulhe was Senator Palpatine apprentice before both Count Duku and Anakin Skywalker. He is also one of the few foce users who use a double bladed lightsaber, and although he was fast and strong in the force his rage blinded him and Obi-Wan Kenobi killed himin the phantom menace
General Greviousthough he isnt seen much, he is a sith master who goes around hunting and killing jedi for their lightsabers. He is also the only force user to have four arms  
Senator Palpatinethought of as one of the most powerful sith lords ever. He blocked all of the jedi's force sense to find him out as the sith lord.  Although the jedi were suspicious of him for good reason, they still didn’t find out for a very very long time. He also made Anakin Skywalker into Darth Vader
Count Dukuanother jedi turned to the dark side thanks to Palpatine,  helped create the droid army.  He ends up being killed by Anakin Skywalker
Padmealso known as Queen Amadala, she becomes Anakin's love and has two kids both are his, however she dies giving birth

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

What i have here are the movies that went to theaters, the dates, director, and its worldwide gross


The Phantom Menace19-May-99George Lucas$924.3m
Attack of the Clones16-May-02George Lucas$649m
Revenge of the Sith19-May-05Gorge Lucas$848m
A New Hope25-May-77Goerge Lucas$797m
Empire Strikes Back21-May-80Irvin Kershner$538m
Return of the Jedi25-May-83Richard Marquand$475m

Friday, May 18, 2012


Dedication




I would like to dedicate this blog to a few special people in my life.  First off, of course the most important one, my mom for bringing me up with Star Wars.  Second, I would like to thank my close friends Nikk Goldstein, Jacob Fraker, Joey Fraker, Cam Gilbert, and finally Bob Gilbert for also helping me with everything Star Wars.
My Rancor and I






My Rancor and I like to drink “Kool-Aid”
My Rancor and I like to sleep in the shade
My Rancor works for Jabba the Hut
I work in the tomb of king tut

Today my Rancor had to go to work
Just so you know his name is Burt
He said Jabba had for him a tasty treat
 Sadly he didn’t know it was some Jedi freak

My rancor and I can’t drink “Kool-Aid”
My Rancor and I can’t sleep in the shade
I stopped working in the tomb of king tut
All thanks to the Jedi who kicked Burt’s butt

Now I’m a bounty hunter looking for the killer
But flying in outer space is a little bit of a thriller
You might have seen my space ship, it has a giant hole
My costume is toilet paper and my ship is a porcelain bowl
Informational Article
The Phantom Menace


Star Wars The Phantom Menace is a 1999 American “space opera film” written and directed by George Lucas. It was the fourth film released in the Star Wars saga, as the first of a three-part prequel to the original Star Wars trilogy. This was a weird way to do tings but it was done this way for technology purposes. The Phantom Menace was also Lucas' first production as director after a 22 year break.

The film follows the Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn and his apprentice Obi-Wan Kenobi, who escort and protect Queen Amidala in traveling from the planet Naboo to the planet Coruscant in the hope of finding “a peaceful end to a large-scale” trade dispute. The film also features a young Anakin Skywalker, before he became a Jedi, introduced as a young slave boy who seems to be unusually strong with the Force.

The Phantom Menace premiered in theaters on May 19, 1999. The film's premiere was accompanied by an extremely large number of Star Wars fans and a heavy amount media coverage, due to the large cultural following its first three movies. Despite mixed reviews by critics, who tended to “praise the visuals and action sequences but criticize the writing, characterization and acting,” it grossed $924.3 million worldwide during its initial run in theaters, making it the Star Wars film with the highest gross-income.
The Poem of Star Wars




Above the stars
Across the universe
Among flying cars
Beyond a verse

To a galaxy good fights evil
Upon planets with all sorts of species
Between spaceships of destruction and evil
On the ground you can find feces

For in this galaxy we find Sith and Jedi
Along with bounty hunters and Wookiees
But in this galaxy many die
Regarding the war thanks to people who belong in sushi

As you can tell this poem makes little sense
Considering the fact that it’s a prepositional poem on star wars
Despite what I write down, please put in your two-sense
Since I could only use certain words,
Off to the rancor Funbox goes